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Mike Pence offers to pray the gay out of Emmanuel Macron after he kisses Trump TWICE on the cheeks

Vice President Mike Pence has leapt into action to cure Macron and prevent President Trump catching any gayness after he was kissed on the cheeks by the French president yesterday.

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L.K. Bennett fingerprints its customers, affirms Amber Rudd

The Home Secretary has declared that registration for EU nationals after Brexit would be as easy as joining a shopping website that requires a passport scan, fingerprints, two proofs of address and countersigned photos just to buy a handbag.

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The government would really like it if you could all focus on the latest Royal sprog for a little bit longer.

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