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Londoners busy marking themselves as ‘safe’ after devastating Uber loss

Uber users across the capital have been taking to social media to mark themselves as ‘safe’ after being subject to the devastating removal of Uber’s licence to operate.

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Random men picking you up in banged-up cars not good enough for snooty London

Uber has been denied its license renewal by Transport for London, despite Londoners craving danger when using the capital’s transport infrastructure.

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Thumbnail image for Londoners busy marking themselves as ‘safe’ after devastating Uber loss

Londoners busy marking themselves as ‘safe’ after devastating Uber loss

Uber users across the capital have been taking to social media to mark themselves as ‘safe’ after being subject to the devastating removal of Uber’s licence to operate.