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PM to boost government’s credibility by replacing Boris Johnson with newly-available Robert Mugabe

PM to boost government’s credibility by replacing Boris Johnson with newly-available Robert Mugabe.

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Millions apply for jobs at Euro Medicines Agency after announcement it will be testing drugs in Amsterdam

Following the highly publicized relocation of the European Medicines Agency to Amsterdam due to Brexit, the EU agency has been swamped with offers to help them find “pure barry skag”.

Peter Kay fans who have struggled to get tickets for his new tour have consoled themselves by simply going on their own nostalgia binge.

Far-right group Britain First have claimed that indigenous Christian paedophiles are much better than the Muslim ones.

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