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American furiously tweeting ‘Go back home!’ from house built on stolen Navajo land

An American is busying himself telling immigrants to go back to their ancestral homes.

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Miserable arsehole insisting England should have got seven

Patriotic misanthrope Simon Williams is telling anyone who’ll listen today that England should have got at least seven goals against lowly Panama.

A new law allowing women to drive has given Saudi comedians a rich new vein of comedy to tap.

According to experts across the country, England are definitely going to win the World Cup after demolishing a side who had never previously scored a goal at the World Cup finals.

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Patriotic misanthrope Simon Williams is telling anyone who’ll listen today that England should have got at least seven goals against lowly Panama.

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