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EU to blame for European dust coming over here and ruining Britain’s sky, insists UKIP

UKIP has laid the blame for the murky UK skies squarely at the feet of the EU, for allowing European dust to wander across the border unchecked.

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Sky a funny colour confirms absolutely everyone on Facebook

Literally everyone on Facebook has confirmed that the sky is currently a funny colour.

The introduction of blasphemous, non-euclidean features will make the pound more stable than it currently is, the Treasury has promised.

Facing condemnation for ill-judged remarks and continuing bumptiousness, the BAFTA-winning star of Carpool Karaoke and The Late Late Show, James Corden has finally agreed to be placed in a Witless Protection Scheme.

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EU to blame for European dust coming over here and ruining Britain’s sky, insists UKIP

UKIP has laid the blame for the murky UK skies squarely at the feet of the EU, for allowing European dust to wander across the border unchecked.

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James Corden placed in the Witless Protection Scheme

Facing condemnation for ill-judged remarks and continuing bumptiousness, the BAFTA-winning star of Carpool Karaoke and The Late Late Show, James Corden has finally agreed to be placed in a Witless Protection Scheme.

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James Corden placed in the Witless Protection Scheme

Facing condemnation for ill-judged remarks and continuing bumptiousness, the BAFTA-winning star of Carpool Karaoke and The Late Late Show, James Corden has finally agreed to be placed in a Witless Protection Scheme.

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Wales screwed as solar power named fastest growing source of energy

A new report by the International Energy Agency suggests with solar power dominating future energy that prospects are bleak for the Welsh, whose country receives approximately twenty three and a half hours of rainfall every day.

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Pupils given first-hand experience of the dangers of fascism as Katie Hopkins launches tour of schools

GSCE pupils will be exposed to the toxic shit fountain for one hour in the hope that she will horrify them into growing up to become rational human beings, according to reports.